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Famous last words…...That were or could have been!.
The do it yourself "expert".
"There's a quicker way to do it."
"I don't need to read the instructions. I know how it works."
"You don't have to turn the electricity off if you know what you're doing…"
"I'll use a coin until I can get to the shop to buy a fuse…"
"I can do this with my eyes shut…"
"Now that wall is built to last!…"
The housewife.
"I never take my wedding ring off when I'm baking. It fits too well to come off in the dough…"
"If I stand on the chair I can reach the top shelf…"
"I'm sure I unplugged the iron…"
The explorer looking at an old rope bridge.
"it looks strong enough to hold my weight…"
Waiter on the Titanic
"Who ordered ice"
The car owner
"If he doesn't dip his lights I wont dip mine…"
"So I told him, there's nothing wrong with the brakes, just do the job I'm paying you for and if I want your advice I'll ask for it!.
"Of course its petrol woman, do you think I'm stupid??"
The "know all" at work
"No thanks. I can lift it myself.."
"This is the way I've always done it…"
"I know I shouldn't do it this way , but it's much quicker…"
The house owner
"One of these days I'm going to get the wiring checked…"
"Thank goodness I paid the insurance premium…"
"I've got the best security system available, No one's going to rob me…"
"I'll build the extent ion now and get the plans passed later…"
The lavatory attendant
"Gloves make my hands sweat..."
Most people
"Rules are made to be broken…"
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